Woman stabbed her boyfriend after he farted on her face

 

Ivan, Ivan, Ivan. Oh, when will you learn? It’s been a year since Ivan was arrested in Melbourne and six months since he was rehabilitated and transported to prison. There, he formed a relationship with fellow inmate Nadia, who had been arrested for aggravated assault on her ex-boyfriend. Yesterday, on April’s Fools day, Ivan decided to fart on Nadia’s face and yelled “April’s Fools!”. Nadia was pissed off and stabbed Ivan on the spot, permanently damaging his face and nearly killing him.

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