OH HAIL NO

Big news today folks! It was revealed that Ivan, the man who burned down Australia’s biggest garlic bread factory last week, is actually alive! However, the explosion had broken his sanity. It was discovered that he traveled to a suburb in Melbourne, which is where his boss lives. These, he invented an ice machine that rained down golf ball sized ice all over the suburb. Ivan can be heard screaming “MERRY CHRISTMAS ,Y’ALL” over and over again as he continues raining ice down the area. His insane shenanigans eventually killed his boss.